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Thursday, February 3, 2011

How to flirt with unknown girls Online:

She: do u know Me?


Me: not actually...
but i just know ur naMe

She: ya ofcourse as my id is such but
then frm whr u got my id then
??

Me: to be frank ur name is all i knw abt u..
u can cal Me a mind reader...
;)

She: okay
n wat u know abt Me?
:)

Me: im not sure but stay on planet earth in country called ***..
am i right...
???

She: ya but dats not in my mind
temme how do u know Me??

Me: i read alot stuff as well apart frm mind...
u stay in ***....
am i rght??

She: will u temme who r u??

Me: hey listen yaar..
I really dnt knw u
nd yes abt Me i am Dj.

She: ok Dj
but i dont know u
did v Met some time or something??

Me: no i dnt think so...

She: then ho do u know so much abt Me??

Me: and it’s k,....u dnt have to knw.. i also dnt knw u..
bt we can chat nd knw each other right...
??
And ya as I am mind reader

She: ya but first temme how do u know where I stay

Me: one advice for u...

She: ya say

Me: (Be honest and tell from where u got her ID)

She: okay

Me: so just found it frm der..
i hope u dnt mind dat'

She: ok
dats fine
:)

Me: so tell Me smthng abt u
wat u do??

She: i am a designer

Me: ohh fashion desginer
great yar

She: nopes ... product designer
hmm ya

Me: okey i thought ..

She: hahaha... dont worry... i work in fashion showz too

Me: oh...sounds b'ful....
so wer u wrk???

She: im free lance for designers

Me: hahahahahah

She: :)

Me: oh u hav a b'ful smile
....... :)

She: but whr u saw Me??

Me: arey u just smiled nw na..
i said na i am a mind reader..

She: oh..

Me: I can see thing as well

She: u r a god flirt
i muz say dat

Me: aahhhhh...thnx for the compliment
;)

She: :)
so temme abt u!!

Me: well i am boy who sometimes flirt as well
;)
21yrrs old
Working at ---
And stay --
which is same planet as yours

She: ohk
dats kool

Me: If possible we will Meet soMetiMe in future....if possible
bye

She: u r quite fast

Me: i dnt believe in wasting time

Me: nice talking to u....

She: but u r a younger/older to Me

Me: hw old r u..

She: a commited 23 year old gal

Me: so wat....can be frnd im nt looking for serious relation anyewyas
nd are u serious committed...

She: yess
:)

Me: its k..

She: hmm
Not bad
Me: i knw i m fgood
thnx once again for the compliemnt

She: oh my god!!!

Me: i luv fun...nd i am funny guy...

She: i know dat by now
from this conversaton

Me: so if u eevr feel boring dnt wry i'll make u smile
Guaranteed..
nd ya no refund in case if ai fail

She: my pleasure!!

Me: bye!

She: bye

Me: Keep smiling

She: tc
ya sure n u too
:)

(PS: It's a True Conversation)

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

How to apply for MNP??

The MNP (Mobile Number Portability) have brought sigh of relief for many. But many are unaware about how to change their operators without changing their Number.


Dj’s How-To explain how to Apply for MNP:

Step1:
Send text on 1900 with substance: PORT 9*********

Step 2:
Wait for reposed message containing a unique porting cod, which will be required for further
process.

Step 3:
Now approach your near estimated Operator (The one you wish to continue with) and ask for CAF form.

Step 4:
Fill all the details along with Unique Porting Number and required Documents.

Step 5:
Wait for the confirmation message from your new operators. (It might take 3-4 days).

Now enjoy your new operator and its charges. However, keep in mind charges apply for MNP.